"Shinjuku Ward Office"
You're really willing to do whatever it takes, Ward Mayor Moran?
"Ward Mayor"
Yes. Do whatever it takes to get it back.
Understood. Any ideas as to who may have taken it?
Her?
A cunning woman, without a trace of charm.
But tough and beautiful.
That's Irene Adler.
I'm glad we were able to get it okay.
I can't believe there was a limit of one box per person, though.
Are those trading cards that rare?
"Rakugo Collection" Yeah. They don't make them anymore.
Now if I can just get Master Koyoru's card, I'll have the full set.
"Lamphouse Koyoru" Now if I can just get Master Koyoru's card, I'll have the full set.
Huh? Kobayashi-san!
You're up early today!
They were having an early sale.
So, what's this?
The latest version of AI is finally for sale!
"On Sale Starting at 10:00" The latest version of AI is finally for sale!
She is our bridge to the future!
Allow me to introduce you to the next generation real wife: Airi version 6.9!
Okay, introduce yourself to the world, honey!
"Latest Model" Okay, introduce yourself to the world, honey!
"Latest Model" I love you, honey.
--Yes! Future!
--Future! --Yes! Future!
Future!
Huh? You haven't heard about AI, AKA Airi?
She sells out on launch day every time!
Take these!
Thank you.
Koyoru! Koyoru! Koyoru! Come on, Koyoru!
Why'd you give him tissues back there?
Come on, show me the Koyoru!
"Haruka" Come on, show me the Koyoru!
"Haruka" Master Koyoru! Master Koyoru! Master Koyoru!
"Komame"
What's Kobayashi-san going to be wiping away?
Shut up. Google it, virgin.
That's so mean! I'm not a vir--
I've been waiting.
"Kyogoku" "Sherlock" "Michel"
We're expecting everyone to participate this time.
That happens sometimes, huh?
But Kobayashi-san is still in line...
No, let's get started.
I'm out.
Why not at least hear me out, little brother?
"Shinjuku Ward Mayor's Top Secretary"
Mycroft...
"Shinjuku Ward Mayor's Top Secretary"
In the darkness of Kabukicho,
where elephants roar to sound the time,
and villains lurk in every shadow,
you'll find six detectives.
Weirdos, freaks, bozos and fools to a man,
"Sherlock Holmes" Weirdos, freaks, bozos and fools to a man,
"Fuyuto Kyogoku" Weirdos, freaks, bozos and fools to a man,
"Michel Belmont" who knows what madness they'll bring with them.
"Lucy Morstan" "Mary Morstan" who knows what madness they'll bring with them.
"Torataro Kobayashi" Don't miss this mystery-solving battle between detectives.
Brothers?
"Wife Looks Into the Future" Brothers?
"Wife Looks Into the Future" Correct. My name is Mycroft Holmes.
Sherlock's older brother.
This weirdo's brother is such an important man...
And who are you?
--The Detective Row House's ace!
--Who's that? --The Detective Row House's ace!
Oh, he says he's Ward Mayor Moran's top secretary.
Here's the reward, by the way.
"Lamphouse Koyoru"
What's that? What would I want with that?
My apologies. That's just a little bonus.
This is an S Rank job, with bonus. Fifteen million yen.
Go on, Mikey. Get to it.
All right.
I'm hiring you to get back Ward Mayor Moran's USB memory stick.
An egg?
Are you messing with us?
That's dumb as hell.
Two weeks ago, it was stolen while he was asleep.
Shortly afterward, the criminal contacted him via e-mail,
threatening to release the data if he didn't pay a massive sum.
The criminal is Irene Adler.
Doesn't she do commentating on TV?
She's an expert on education, a financial analyst, and also a violinist, and a lot more!
How do you know she did it?
She was previously the Ward Mayor's family tutor.
And also his lover?
What's on the drive?
I can tell you that it can't be allowed to get out.
That's why we're not going to the police.
Given their relationship, and the fact that it can't be allowed to go public,
I assume we're talking about revenge porn.
She's also quite intelligent.
We've hired detectives and various sorts of criminals,
but all of them have failed.
Just pay the money.
She's asking for 300,000,000.
--Three hundred million? --And there's no guarantee that if we pay it, we'll get the drive back.
And she may have made copies of the data regardless, right?
That, you don't have to worry about.
The data on the drive can't be copied.
One more thing. She'll be moving out of her home in a few days.
We have no time to waste.
Is that all for the explanation?
Mrs. Hudson seems kind of down today.
You're right, come to think of it.
I'm counting on you, my brother.
If you want to participate that badly, go in my place.
Me? Why?
Go.
When the sun sets in other towns,
in our town the neon lights turn on.
If you want gold and silver...
...then find the porn-filled drive.
A light shines in the detective' eyes.
This row house is filled with the strangest of men,
and people call it, "The Detective's Row House."
Fifteen million for the one who brings back Ward Mayor Moran's USB drive!
It should be around here...
--We haven't done anything yet!
-Hey! Where are you touching me? --We haven't done anything yet!
That mansion, huh?
"Shinjuku Ward West Side Irene Adler's Residence"
No!
I'll call a doctor!
Are you okay?
He just collapsed...
Does it hurt, sir?
Calm down! I'm a doctor!
What's this about?
"Mysterious Beauty"
My acute compression syndrome is acting up!
Can I rest inside a little?
Huh? Acute compression is making you spit up blood?
Johnny! Hakamada!
Your disguise and your research are both third rate!
Come on, stand up!
I'm disappointed!
This way!
Get a new shirt for the doctor.
Understood. This way.
Okay! Thank you!
--There we go. --Hello. Excuse us!
We need to give you a pat-down.
Can we pack everything up and carry it out ourselves?
I'll handle the back room on the second floor myself. Don't touch anything in it.
Please take care of the rest of it.
Got it.
The back room on the second floor?
It's locked...
This way.
Yes. I'm heading to New York City tomorrow.
Um...
Oh, you're the doctor she was talking about!
Yes.
Oh, you're the doll maker!
You know about Real Wives?
Godfrey Norton.
I'm John Wa... Kobayashi!
Johnwa Kobayashi-san!
Would you be willing to share your knowledge with me?
One option would be to change the skin's thickness
and give each one a slightly different elasticity.
Or perhaps a change in body temperature?
Excellent!
I can see you're a professional when it comes to dealing with the human body.
Also this. This is a little off.
Fantastic! I'd never thought of that.
If you're that talented,
I want you to take a look at our unannounced, new ladies!
I love you. Je t'aime.
These are the Airi world models,
which will be sent out over the world!
My great task is delivering Airi to the men of the world.
So you're going overseas with your wife?
Yes. But I'll be leaving her to mind the new house for a while as I take the Airis--
Oh. What are you doing, honey?
Oh, hello, honey!
I was asking Johnwa Kobayashi-san for his opinion.
You shouldn't get the workers involved in your projects.
Oh, apologies.
You're here about the trash we need to get rid of, right? It's this way.
Um, what about the stuff in this room?
It's fine. These are his children.
He wants to pack them all himself.
Understood. Goodbye.
Sorry for keeping you here so long.
No. He seems like a wonderful husband.
We haven't gotten married yet.
I see!
"The French girl has the object. Find it, Johnwa Kobayashi."
The French girl?
Je t'aime.
"Not there."
"Not there either."
"Yes, there."
"You're so bold."
"You're so good."
"There!"
Yes! Future!
"Want to do it again?"
Get in, Johnwa Kobayashi!
Sherlock! I'm not so useless, am I?
Don't get cocky.
We got lucky that Kyogoku was so incompetent.
How did you know?
A bug?
That's why you sent me ahead?
But how did you pretend to be a mover?
Easy. I bribed the movers' boss.
Compared to Koyo... I mean, the reward, it's nothing.
She was beautiful.
How so?
How'd you find the USB, anyway?
I can't expect Johnwa Kobayashi to figure that out, can I?
Stop that.
Tomorrow I'll get the drive from Irene--
Nope! I'll get it first! Want to bet?
You didn't even get to meet her!
They're so loud.
Maybe we should go somewhere else...
"Sherlock Holmes"
What, are you practicing making weird faces?
Of course not. I'm deducting!
That USB thing has to be in the bedroom.
And? There's lots of places to hide something in a bedroom.
No clue. I can't figure out the rest.
What? Seriously?
That's not a deduction.
Not that I needed to do any deductions. She told me herself.
Listen. When she was asked if the movers should handle the room's contents,
she replied that he would pack and load each one of them individually.
Isn't that weird?
Were there only dolls in that room?
No, there was lots of other stuff.
Right?
But for some reason, she thought they were talking about the dolls.
She was so focused on where she'd hidden it that she gave a strange answer.
Good point!
But there were lots of dolls.
How would you know which country's girl had it?
That's even simpler.
Each one of them was going to a different country,
and the husband was going after them.
But what about the wife?
He said something about her staying home in their new house?
Yes. That's right.
The one that was going along with her is the one with the drive.
That's right! Her luggage said she was going to France!
Now, let's see what's inside.
It probably has some complicated password on it.
Well, it never hurts to try.
How is revenge porn like a limited-edition trading card?
I don't know, how?
You don't want anyone else to get their hands on it.
That's all the time we have for today.
"Loading Movie File"
Sherlock?
Damn that woman!
Sherlock, what's wrong?
Where are you going?
This is...
She knew it the whole time?
Sherlock!
That Irene woman knew everything, didn't she?
Yeah. She gave us a fake drive.
Damn that woman!
Sorry!
We haven't had that much to drink, right?
Huh?
Good evening, Sherlock Holmes-san.
What are you doing here?
Saying hello to an old friend.
That's why I didn't want to take this job.
Oh, Watson-san. Good evening.
Or should I say, "Johnwa Kobayashi-san"?
Oh, you look so angry!
Sorry. The real USB drive is already in Paris.
Now then...
I'll be going.
If I ever come back to this country, I'll drop by.
Au revoir.
Sherlock?
Money, or die!
Please don't hurt me!
Have you seen Sherlock?
He went that way.
Thanks!
Where's the drive?
Give it to me.
Get away from her!
It was important enough for you to go through all the work to make that dummy drive.
A cautious woman like you would never let it out of her sight.
But you were nice enough to tell me exactly where it was.
Sherlock did that?
Yeah. I've never seen him look so mad.
Who's that?
No idea. A client?
Looks like it was a waste of time.
No, I'll see if we can restore the data.
"Rakugo Trading Card" No, I'll see if we can restore the data.
We'll pay the 15,000,000 after we've confirmed it's real.
You're as impressive as ever though, Sherlock.
"Lamphouse Koyoru"
I'll be going.
Yeah. Thanks.
So what's this?
He itches, supposedly.
"Shock: AI Airi is an Itchy Wife"
Itchy Wife?
"Mr. Norton Vanishes" "Buyers of Airi Complain Of Itchiness"
Mr. Norton vanishes...
It itches so much...
There you go. All done.
Thanks.
Watson's hand turned bright red thanks to your missing lover.
What are you talking about?
Give back the USB drive.
You just gave it back to Mycroft-san, right?
Huh? Then what you gave to Mycroft-san was the fake?
What's really on the drive?
Tell me the password.
"Don't Take Off the Swimsuit" Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ponpokopi!
"This is the Detective's Pager!" "Links with your smartphone" "Can receive messages" "Proves you're with the Detective's Row House"